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Aug. 25th, 2013 | 12:03 pm

I have a "lovely" aunt to hates gays for being unChristian perverts but lets everyone including her husband believe their youngest son is his. I'm related to some really special people.

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Jul. 15th, 2007 | 05:45 pm

A blue jacket was left at my place after razl's birthday party...

Does it belong to any of my LJ buddies?

If you don't claim it, I'm going to trade it for hardcore porn.

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Sep. 28th, 2005 | 09:57 am

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This journal has become FRIENDS ONLY.

Comment if you'd like to be added, suckas.

Catch you on the flipside.

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Sep. 26th, 2005 | 10:58 pm

To the person who just commented anonymously in my journal...if you find it too scary to comment under your name, then don't do it at all. Trying to make your feeble point while hiding makes your opinion even MORE invalid to me.

You are obviously a user of "teh".

Buh-bye, get secure and THEN comment to me as yourself.

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Note to everyone in LiveJournal Land

Sep. 25th, 2005 | 12:31 am

People need to stop spelling "the" like this:


I realize it's used to accentuate whatever thing you are referring to, however it is none of the following;

You're only making yourself look like an idiot.

THE end.

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The Corpse Bride

Sep. 10th, 2005 | 08:38 pm

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I'm so excited to see this.

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If you want me to have any faith in your level of humanity, you'll pay attention to this post

Sep. 3rd, 2005 | 04:57 pm
mood: hopeful hopeful

The New Orleans Children's Hospital has been evacuated to Houston. They are in need of funds.

The Oxygen Channel is donating a dollar for everyone who signs up here:

All you have to do is write your name and zipcode. THAT'S ALL. If you can't take the 10 seconds and tiny effort to do that, then I question your soul...

Imagine YOU are the parent of a sick child, on top of all this mess....

Just go do it.

Your friend,

*For my friends in other countries, use my own zip code. 80526. Thank you!*

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Enjoy, my friends

Aug. 30th, 2005 | 10:53 am

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You've never wanted to be a Sharpei so much in your entire life, have you?  HAVE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Holly is bored

Aug. 30th, 2005 | 01:12 am

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He brings all the boys to the yard.

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Aug. 28th, 2005 | 07:19 am

Oh, Suge. The shenanigans you get yourself into, you crazy guy!

He was only shot in the leg, so not to worry, he'll still be a violent menace.

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